Saturday, August 30, 2014

Pretentious Things I Say

1. I never listen to the radio.
2. Last time I was in Europe...
3. Oh, I was there for a month for a service trip.
4. These tomatoes are from my garden.
5. My book club meets tonight.
6. I love NPR.
7. I never really post things on Facebook.
8. I got that necklace in Amsterdam.
9. I'm participating in a production of Handel's "Messiah" this year.

And finally, the inspiration for this post, said aloud, in frustration, when I was alone in my car...

10. Ugh! Where is my 4G?!